October 20 2009 Contest

The Vampire Melo was first released through a news post contest on October 20, 2009. There were 5 released total. One was auctioned for Metal Pieces, and won by Koben (#70). The remaining four were won through a joke telling contest.

Winning Entries:

1) What does Dracula call the Wolf Man? Son of a bitch .....by Kwirki (#536)

2) How do modern day vampires get their food? Roll in glitter and lure the fan girls in. .....by Lucy (#410)

3) If the Grim Reaper was crossed with a vampire, what kind of blood would he drink? Sickle-cell .....by Dragger (#654)

4) How do you make a vampire drunk? Feed him/her preteens, they whine. .....by windfall (#171)